Into shameless consumerism? Who isn't?! Get your THP swagger on with some sweet merch. All of the merchandise on our Zazzle store is completely customizable, so all you have to do is pick one of our shirt designs and you can put it on whatever you like! How cool is that?!
This guy is rocking a THP tshirt. He's sexy as shit in it too, look at him. Look. Damn, dude.
We also sell coffee mugs... or tea is that's more your style.
